To get your money’s worth out of your Chaos hat on a camping trip.
Keep warm, especially on cold nights, as it can be pulled all the way down.
Pull it over your eyes to take a nap.
To open the wood stove with.
Flip the pancake pan.
Eat the pancake off of.
Sit on while eating lunch.
protect your hands during an impromptu snowball fight.
Look generally awesome!